Seize the day my boy. Because one day in the far future, you will be in my green wheelie bin,* awaiting removal to Shutterton Lane Municipal Dump. * "Necrophilia : Approved topic of Dawlish Discussion "
18 Feb 2005
I think that the main problem is their 'rites of passage' into manhood. Where do they get their end away for the first time? I recommend they look inside the wheelie bins outside OAP homes. Our binmen sometimes refuse to cart away the malodorous contents. They'd be doing me a favour.