OK Chicken Shed, you're looking in fine form. Are you warmed up in that corner? Who do you want to have a pop at?
OK, you chicken-pickin' hell-raisin' thread-jackers. Have a go at each other here. Round one. Ding ding. Joey Deacon - why do you have a problem with Roy?
They are hilarious, but I agree it's annoying that they just take over on threads that could be quite interesting. Perhaps they should have their own "Showdown" thread. I'll set one up for them!
I would love to meet Bob Sinkerson. His poetry, sense of humour and reported expertise in wine makes him sound like a really interesting guy.