Then came October 2019. I remember it ’cause my buddy, Sarah, she’s big into all that star stuff. She was always forwarding me some link or another. Most of the time, I just deleted ’em. But one morning, I was sitting there, nursing a lukewarm coffee, scrolling through my phone, and boom, there it was. A link she sent for the “Virgo Monthly Love Horoscope October 2019.” For some reason, instead of deleting it like usual, I just… clicked it. No real reason, just pure boredom, I guess.