Dawlish News
A man with a cow slurry fetish has admitted threatening to kill a family who live at a farm where he has repeatedly rolled naked in animal muck.
David Truscott, 43, formerly of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, Cornwall, is currently a patient at Langdon Hospital, Dawlish, Devon.
He also admitted threatening to destroy Woodbury House Farm near Redruth
Francis Gilbert, QC warned Truscott he was likely to be detained under the Mental Health Act.
Read more...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-22661732
I feel I have to apologise for not taking the above seriously but.......... surely there's a joke there somewhere about it being a load of b/s.
(Sorry, just couldn't resist milking the story).
The only joke is the fact that the tax payer is keeping the looney in his life of luxury up at the Langdon holiday park for criminal nut balls. The money being spent on him and his fellow head cases could help fund the NHS A&E crisis.