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elvis presley

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I too need  a plumber, to take out an old electric shower and put in a new one. The last "plumber", I engaged, turned up wearing spurs and a stetson, need I  say more. Who ever turns up please keep in mind, you'll be the official plumber to the  gereatric  King of Rock and Roll. Call me an old cynic, but might it be that kenny is Tom Franklin in disguise.

Where's smella
3 Dec 2013

No she's taller Brooklyn.

Not only the King of Rock and Roll, but rather good at getting people going !

3 Dec 2013

Like it or no Mcjrpc there is a lot of interest in the true identity of smella. So speculations please , on the back of  a fag packet, left behind the bar at The Whte Hart.

Buzz Aldrin went quite high.

I'll demonstrate just how pathetic it is. Lets look at the three sets of circumstances under which  you would hire a taxi . First,  if you find a taxi  number in the book and phone up, you would be unaware that there was a sticker on it. Therfore no one else has been disadvantaged. Second, if you see a taxi coming towards you, either during the day or at night and you flag it down, you ...

Where's smella
2 Dec 2013

I only posted this as a bit of fun, but listen to yourselves.

2 Dec 2013

I am receiving counselling Carer and am only allowed out with a responsible  adult, but thank you for your kind offer.

2 Dec 2013

Yes Carer , I did , this morning and The Gresham and  Marine Tavern.

2 Dec 2013

I grow increasingly concerned  as to the whereabouts of smella. I looked in The Landsdowne, The Railway, The TI, The White Hart, The Brunny , The South Devon and The Swan, no sign. I'm going home for  a lie down.