OurSoul
It was hardly rocket surgery...
Well, those polls are clearly biased! It's not the number of candidates we have, it's the number of winning candidates that we have. If us Liberal Democrats don't win all 14 of those seats, then my name's Gary Taylor! Yours, etc.
For any Tory singletons out there, here's a jolly good website for you to help find your perfect mate: http://www.conservativedatingsite.com You never know, you too might find your very own Bonking Boris or Teasing Theresa! Yours, etc.
Our Conservative bedfellows have a jolly good bunch of lawyers. Tax avoidance schemes are a specialty, allegedly! http://www.conservativelawyers.com Yours, etc.
I think she'd have a very good case! Yours, etc.
On behalf of my fellow Liberal Democrats, I would like to publicly repudiate the slur published in today's Dawlish Gazette newspaper that Lynne Nicholls is one of our colleagues. She most definitely isn't and never will be. Yours, etc.
