Come along and have your sense of humour painlessly extracted, obviously.
"Fairly easy going" !??? It's a lovely walk but I wouldn't call it that.
Back to the original question - there has been at least one around Topsham for a few years now. I think there was even a breeding pair one year. Probably nothing to do with Dawlish: feral ("escaped") Black Swans are on the increase all over England.
Well, neither of them were open yesterday afternoon around 2 o'clock.
Why is that, slap bang in the middle of the holiday season, the only gents' public toilets open are at Boat Cove and Sandy Lane ? Is this because of carefully-targeted vandalism or just bad planning ? Anybody know ?