General Discussion
Crazy people
There are some crazy people walking around this town at the moment. I don't think they should be out by themselves.
I have noticed too, especially the trampy guy with the blue coat and the lady with crutches that talks to herself.
i am particularly concerned about the odd looking little curly haired guy with a permanent 3 foot snotter hanging out of his nose.
Thats the one i mean, he keeps jumping in front of cars, and you're right he is always covered in snot. It does make you wonder wether they should be out on their own.
the lady with the crutches came into where i work and asked if we sold badger ham? apparantly she saw a programme about it! they shoot badgers in america illegally and turn their meat in to ham. she thought we might have had some and wanted to buy it as she'd never had it before. she came back a week later and asked if we sold fishing rods too!!!
My mother got t wrong, she was watching a document ry on badgers, but when she went to the loo I turned ov r the channel and when she returned it was about the lcal farmers a d their produce going to super arkets and mum caught the picture of tins of ham at ASDA. Sorry about that!
Also I am sorry if ome of the letters are mis ing as I have a bit of a permament cold and snot ke ps getting in betwe n the keys!
On the subject of snot, I am sorry if it offen s you, but I am going for the snot string world rcord and I jst need to get an ther inch and I have done it, it has taken me 3 m nths to get to this stage so I am not about to dfdfdfgagffacnfjfqL'ejwdfdsff ............................ well you will be pleased to know that my record has failed, my mother was mumbling again, I thought she was talking to me, I trned round too quick a d whiplashed my back!
oh god ... mention snot and I know exactly who you are talking about ... forever blowing bubbles. Did you know he's got a twin ... scary!!!
yes, i have seen them out together, but no one else believes me when I tell them there are 2 of them, so thank you.
Greenie, that is quite possibly the funniest post on this entire forum. I believe you are the man with the snot, I really do. I know they say sense of humour is the most important thing, but you really need to tidy yourself up if you want to meet a lovely lady with a similar IQ in this town. Don't worry, there are plenty to go round and they ain't too fussy anyway. See you in town, Snotty.
He does have a twin, they both came into my shop at the same time...they also give you a running commentary on every little thing that you do!
As for the lady with the crutches, she asked us if we stocked badger ham and if we kept shetland ponies in our store cupboard...strange?
where else would you keep Shetland ponies, if youve never tried badger ham you have missed out although I prefer hedgehog pate cant get either in Dawlish do you think if Tesco comes here they will stock them
Did anyone see Snotty shouting at the cars in Brunswick place? I later spotted him dancing like he was on acid outside his house on Teignmouth Hill. He loves the light nights.
I know who they are. Ones call Jay and the mother is called Carol. They should be locked up. Scum of Dawlish!
I think the mothers is carol. What sort of role model is that for the youger generation. I see they have another set of young kids hanging around them now. Very worrying!
