Jingo bells Jingo bells Jingo all the way
Yes, I hear lots of boos and hisses coming from their direction. There's just no pleasing some people.
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If you live in Central Ward (which is roughly from Marine Garage area inwards towards the town - but if in doubt check!) and you would like there to be an election (as opposed to to the town council making a co-option) then you must let the electoral officer at Teignbridge know of your wish before 20th December. You must live in Central Ward for your request to be valid. Contact ...
And there was I thinking it was Santa doing a dummy run before the big day......
Would "heaven help us" be an acceptable wording for you Majorp?
Nominations now open for the role of Pinocchio. Candidates must be good at telling lies.
Er...excuse me. UKIPPERS/Leavers and fellow travellers whinged for quite some years about our being in the EU. What short memories some people appear to have. What's good for the (mother) goose is good for the gander.
And how long before this first stage agreement turns out to be a bit er.............. Wishee Washee?
Do they sell fudge at funfairs?